Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
there was a trapeze. enough said
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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