You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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