but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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