found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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