found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize