M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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