is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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