Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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