Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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