Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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