When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
try to milk me bitch
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