Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
