eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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