They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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