I can tuck mytits in my pants
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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