How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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