This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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