i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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