I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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