i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we made out on top of his cat.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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