just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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