i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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