At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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