Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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