Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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