And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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