I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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