If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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