He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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