You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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