So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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