You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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