Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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