There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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