I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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