I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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