He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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