I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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