That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Me too!
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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