The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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