that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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