Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The struggles of a small town man whore
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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