she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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