do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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