If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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