Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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