normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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