Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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