Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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