she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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