Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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