dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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