With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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