i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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