Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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